THE HOODWITCH: WEEKLY HOROSCOPES 3/15~21/2017
Horoscopes by Jessica Lanyadoo
Witch Tips
Your horoscope this week kicks off with a super intense Scorpio Moon. Keep your secrets, but donβt be a creep about it! In other words, you donβt have to lie to protect your privacy, and you donβt need to justify feeling intense. Between the 16th-18th, the Sun in sensi Pisces will square (which means form an uncomfortable relationship to) heavy-handed Saturn. This will make the glass feel half-empty and can give you a case of the sad-sack blues. Saturn has a fun/not fun way of kicking you in the gut with reality. For best results, step up and humbly own your part, work hard, and stay in the game. Expect problems with your relationship to your obligations, the material world, or the dominant power structure, AKA The Man. Luckily as this transit passes, we have a chill Mercury conjunction to (the still Retrograde, read about it here) Venus, until the 19th. This is a great vibe for connecting with friends, being creative, and popping bonbons in your mouth whilst shopping online for gold chokers you might never wear (ahem).
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This leads us into the Spring Equinox on the 20th, when the Sun enters excitable Aries. Astrology is a tool for mapping seasons, and the Vernal Equinox is the season where the light starts to overtake the darkness. Itβs freaking beautiful, but itβs also a time of change. If youβve been trying to keep things from changing, it get's harder to do when new growth is everywhere. This is the time to spring forward and create new beginnings, both spiritually and materially. The truth is that whenever you grow, you risk outgrowing something. Wherever thereβs light, we have shadow. Channel the pioneering energy of this season to be an active part of the changes you want to see in the world and in your life. You have everything to gain, my love.
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ARIES
March 21-April 19
Thereβs a deep shift rumbling inside your psyche, and itβs important that you take the time to listen to it. Whether your dreams have been trying to tell you something, or itβs right here on the surface plain as day, the truth is catching up with you, Aries. This week, pay close attention to the consequences of actions that you initiated last autumn. You should have a pretty good idea if things are working out for you, like it or not.
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TAURUS
April 20-May 20
This week your coping skills are being tested, Taurus. When thereβs not an answer or a clear place to go itβs easy to shut down or panic, but thatβs the opposite of what you actually need. Take a step back from your relationships to locate your center; do some breathe work, write in your journal, and generally reconnect with yourself. Stop obsessing on what-ifs and projecting into where you think others are at. Just focus on you. Determine where you stand and do whatβs right.
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GEMINI
May 21-June 21
In order to get where you want to go youβre going to have to confront your fears. You have some seriously limiting beliefs that youβve somehow decided is the truthiest truth you know, even if itβs just a matter of opinion. Change your thinking and you lay the foundation for changing your outcomes, Twin Star. The trick is that it has to be heartfelt; your feelings have to match your thoughts in order for it to be more than mind chatter. Do the work today for your long-term success, my friend.
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CANCER
June 22-July 22
How you make your life work can be a delicate balance of your wants, needs, and obligations, and sometimes it feels like thereβs not enough time for the sweet stuff. This week is all about confronting the compromises youβve made out of a sense of necessity. Was it necessary? Have you overlooked other options? Think of the big picture of your needs, and then write a To Do list that breaks things down into small, actionable pieces. Create change step by step, Moonchild.
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LEO
July 23-Aug. 22
You canβt figure it out by combing over details because the answer is not out there, Leo; the answers are within you. This week youβre on call for deep introspection and reflection. When youβre fixated on finding the answer, youβre not able to do a good job of listening. Pay attention to your inner self, even if itβs not fun. Honor whatβs true for you, even if it throws you for a loop. Its time to move on, but first youβve got to get present, my love.
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VIRGO
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
The only way for things to be different is for you to change, Virgo. You canβt control others β not what they think, what they feel, or what they do. What you have power over are your own thoughts and actions and not anyone elseβs. This week will confront you with something thatβs hard to look at in yourself or a relationship that you value. Donβt get distracted by what anyone else is doing. Take responsibility for your part, and let the rest play out as it will.
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LIBRA
Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Your impatience could get the better of you if youβre not careful. Real progress takes a while. Itβs always possible to have meteoric rises in success, but even then youβve got to adjust to your new situation over the course of time. Not having what you want right now is not evidence that youβll never get it. If you accept your current situation as it is in this moment, you can take whatever steps necessary to get where you really want to be. Do the grunt work now, Libra.
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SCORPIO
Oct. 23-Nov. 21
The role that fear plays in your life should be instructive but not directive; that means that itβs wise to let your fears inform your common sense. This can help you stay safe and sound. You are veering off course when you allow your angst to limit your thinking and direct your every move. Weigh your options calmly so that you make well-considered choices this week, no matter how tempting it is to go with your knee jerk reactions. Keep it slow and steady, Scorpio.
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SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
Sometimes the rough stuff points you to what needs the most attention and care in your life, βTarius. Instead of avoiding it or rushing to fix it, let lifeβs upsets be interesting to you. Just make sure to investigate the hard stuff with humility; if youβre willing to work on yourself, then you wonβt be looking for evidence that youβre the worst or the best. Just be a person doing their utmost to be whole β thatβs your best course of action, my friend.
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CAPRICORN
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
Rigid thinking will only get you in trouble, Cappy. You donβt get to decide whatβs βrightβ, but this week youβre on call to figure out whatβs right for you. Be weary of the desire to be judge and jury because youβre so certain of how things βshouldβ be. You donβt have all the answers, and you canβt see things from every angle. Have humility for the limitations of your own perspective, and be open to learning from difference this week.
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AQUARIUS
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
Thereβs no way around it β if your actions arenβt lined up with your values, you are not going to be happy. This week youβre likely to be dealing with the result of being out of pace with yourself. Allow yourself to be vulnerable enough to admit whatβs not working and strong enough to show yourself compassion for it. You can technically push yourself past this point, but youβll just exhaust yourself in the long run. Deal with your feels before you take another step, Aquarius.
PISCES
Feb. 19-March 20
This isnβt the time to crumble under pressure. This week is your time to step up, even if youβd kinda prefer to pass out. Your boundaries are being tested and that canβt feel good, but there is a higher purpose to it. Strive to express ownership of your boundaries and needs without apology or defensiveness, Pisces. You donβt need to wait until someone gives you permission or until things get awful; you get to express dissent here and now, just because itβs true for you.